a jar of my “Hot Ass” rub • $5 and a hand-painted B-B-Q apron • $95. (he'll love ya and cook for ya!) So you're done shopping and the gangs coming over for ...
2.WORDS BY CARTOONS BY
I was teased about it by my own mother, and I hated it. At one point in my ... “ Anything that ends up in a hot tub, you don't want to be around ... Got an asshole boss? Prevail on ... hail from neighboring states of the erstwhile British Raj. They talk ...
for the second game in a row I dropped my hot dog. Pitch 56 ... great DH or could pinch hit and stick her protruding lopsided butt into the ball when the team needed a base .... Still, he was the second best ball player in the neighbor- hood and I ...
She gestures toward her hot best friend across the room and asks, “If I died, would you go out with ... She asks, “Are my boobs, ass, or thighs too big, small, flat, ...
5.The Good Deed
class hour sipping my hot beverage, listening to classical ... unto my neighbor, etcetera, I would act on. .... polyester covered ass out and jabbed her thumb just ...
6.“A Quarter Century old and Still Fucking Your Mother”
through that huge-ass eucalyptus grove to reach my afternoon “appoint- ment” with my hot and horny Spanish TA, Ms. Sanchez. One day I pointed, nodded, and ...
7.None Other than a Nun
May 27, 2012 ... “Most of my friends know how I'd love to skewer their friends' hot moms' asses, and .... “That was how my mom ended with the hottest ass in .... We had been neighbors since forever, so I had seen her in bikinis and consistently ...
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Jun 1, 2011 ... thank you lisa. glad you have my back. you keeping an eye on that ... spice things up we go deface all of my neighbor's sharon angle yard ... oooohhh…i bet you look hot in tights! can i be your sidekick? get your ass to vegas!